I’ve got my heart set on being productive today. There are exams that need to be studied for, a house that desperately needs to be cleaned, showers that need to be taken, and a beautiful sunshine-y day that needs to be taken advantage of. I already feel like I’m in a hyper-productive state… this website keeps saving my words as I write them. It’ll be ready to post this blog the moment I push the button.
That’s a nice way to do things, you know… being ready at a moment’s notice to do what you’re supposed to do. I could learn a lot from this website. I’m sure there’s a whole sermon in that one little sentence, but like I said, I have things to do today.
So, here’s a little bit of humor to get your day going:
I went into a shoe store and asked for a ten.
The guy went into the back, came back out and said, ‘I don’t have a ten; I have a nine.’
‘Oh, great.
Because while you were in the back, my toes were severed off. Normally it would be ridiculous for you to bring back a size different from what we agreed upon, but in light of my recent accident, congratulations. You’re re-hired.’”
-Demetri Martin
Have a good one.
1 Comment
April 30, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Productivity… what’s that? Is that anything like procrastination? I hope so.