“Could you stop that?”
Stop what?
“That jiggling, bouncing thing you’re doing with your foot.”
Fine.
“It’s just a little distracting.”
If we weren’t sitting still on 75 in traffic, you’d have more things to pay attention to.
“Really, Jess?”
Really. I’m sorry.
A few minutes pass, and I’m uncomfortable. Bouncing ensues.
“Jess.”
What?
“I asked you to stop, please. You’re driving me crazy.”
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