hot water.

“What the HECK is the matter with you? Why is your shower set to stun?”

only a few days left.

I’m looking forward to apathy… maybe if I’m lucky I’ll form some dissociative complex, hide myself away for a year and actually finish that novel.

book review: Twilight

When all the rave about a new cult phenomenon called Twilight started, I paid no attention.  A vampire novel?  My generation of vampire novelist was Ann Rice, an author whose books I never read, because I don’t do vampires, the un-dead, creepy things, etc.  Not interested.  But then I heard that my sister had read [...]

sleepy.

I’m exhausted, but I just saw a commercial that made absolutely no sense, and so I’m provoked to write about it before it’s forgotten and shelved with differential equations as I sleep.
It’s a KMart commercial, where a man comes up behind his wife who’s standing looking at herself in the mirror.  He runs his hand [...]

Election night.

I don’t like when I feel a responsibility to comment on the state of the world.  It’s not as though you don’t have your own opinions, and it’s not as though mine really count.  But this is one of those times when I feel that, considering the impact of tonight on our world, I’m almost [...]

diet coke.

I pulled in to Sonic tonight at 7.22pm. I was exhausted (I still am exhausted) from being up until 1am waiting on news regarding Nick’s sports injury, and then from being on my feet all day.  It took all my energy just to stretch out my hand and push the little red button.
“Hi, welcome to [...]

nothing.

I cannot say these words enough:
You hold my every moment.
You calm my raging seas.
You walk with me through fire,
and You heal all my disease.
I trust in You.
And I believe You’re my healer.
I believe You are all I need.
I believe that You’re my portion,
I believe You’re more than enough for me.
Jesus, You’re all I need.
You hold [...]

life is difficult.

I’m going to change my shower curtain rod.  An innocent, innocuous task.
“Why do you need to change your shower curtain rod?”
Because the bubble pattern on my shower curtain rod doesn’t match the flowers on the shower curtain.
“No one notices things like that.”
I notice things like that.
“Then change it.”
But that means I’m going to have to [...]

remote.

I haven’t been very diligent in updating this blog, but thanks for your constant interest.
Yes, I can see you on my blog stat tracker.
Anyway. I realize that it takes me forever to update, and I’m not always funny, I’m not always interesting, and sometimes I’m annoyingly introspective. Regardless, enough of you have come [...]

geek.

I’ve been relegated to glasses for a week because of the… sorry. I’m pausing for a minute, because as I’m writing this, I’m channel surfing. And as I channel surf I see Topanga (you Boy Meets World fans should know who that is) presenting a two week stale “Dish” to me on style network, [...]